Milk Drunk
From $18.99
Floppy arms, milk mustache, zero thoughts: the post-feed glow every parent knows, now on a funny baby bodysuit.
Baby Bodysuit
Bottle Service
Baby Bodysuit
From $18.99A nightclub-pun baby bodysuit for bottle-fed babies, where the VIP section serves warm milk and the staff is exhausted.
Part of Tiny Farts
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Bodysuit
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White
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Why it works
Every former night owl gets it in half a second. The joke flips nightlife into night feeds, casting the baby as the VIP and the parents as the staff who keep the bottles coming.
Bottle service used to mean a velvet rope and a sparkler. Now it means a winking baby bottle, a 2 a.m. feed, and a very small VIP who never tips. This white baby bodysuit sets the pun in rounded two-tone lettering with hearts and stars, so it reads cute to Grandma and hilarious to the friends who remember your going-out years. Bring it to a baby shower thrown by the old weekend crew.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Bodysuit from $18.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
bottle-fed babiesformula-feeding familiesformer club regulars turned parentsthe dad who owns the night feeds
Gift it when
baby shower from the old weekend crewnight-feed survival care packagessip-and-see visitsbaby's first dinner out
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FAQ
What sizes are available for baby bodysuits?
Sizes vary by product on Fourthwall. Check the product page on shop.lolsies.com for the latest size chart and fit details.
Are LOLsies baby bodysuits gift-ready?
Yes. Our baby designs are made to be cute, funny, and easy to gift for showers, birthdays, and tiny chaos moments.
Can I shop the full collection on Fourthwall?
Yes. When available, use the shop collection button to browse every live product in this collection on shop.lolsies.com.
Are LOLsies designs original?
Yes. LOLsies is built around original product ideas and designs made for this shop, not generic catalog filler.
Where do I buy this design?
LOLsies products are sold through our Fourthwall shop at shop.lolsies.com. Use the buy button on this page to pick the available format, color, size, and shipping options.
How fast does LOLsies ship?
Shipping times depend on product type, destination, and Fourthwall fulfillment availability. You will see shipping options and estimates at checkout.
Can I send a LOLsies order as a gift?
Yes, you can ship an order to someone else by using their delivery address at Fourthwall checkout. Gift messages, gift receipts, or gift wrapping are only available if Fourthwall offers those options during checkout.