Wish This Was Beer
From $14.99
The beer lover's coffee mug, dressed like a craft brewery label with hops, wheat, and an overflowing stein.
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Gift Guide
Funny Secret Santa Gifts
Secret Santa is easier than white elephant, because you know who you are shopping for. Use one detail you have noticed, like their drink order, their weekend hobby, or the thing they always say in meetings, and match it to a mug or a tee. When you do not know their size, the mug is the safe pick.
Their drink order, on a mug
The fastest win in any Secret Santa: the drink they talk about, on the mug they will use for coffee.
Wish This Was A Margarita
From $14.99
A funny margarita mug for the coffee drinker whose heart is on a patio with salt on the rim.
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Wish This Was Wine
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An elegant burgundy wine mug for the friend who is drinking coffee but thinking about a nice glass of red.
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Wish This Was Whiskey
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Saloon-sign lettering and an oak barrel make this the whiskey mug for bourbon fans stuck on coffee until sundown.
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Wish This Was An Espresso Martini
From $14.99
Half coffee, half wishful thinking: an Art Deco espresso martini mug for caffeine-and-cocktail people.
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Wish This Was Tequila
From $14.99
For the agave devotee who would swap this coffee for something on the rocks, a desert-sunset tequila mug.
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Their hobby, on a mug
For the coworker who is clearly thinking about the golf course, the lake, their book, or a nap.
I Just Want To Golf
From $14.99
Golf gift for the weekend player who is mentally on the first tee while everyone else talks about work.
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I Just Want To Fish
From $14.99
The funny fishing gift for anglers who would rather be waist-deep in a quiet lake at dawn than anywhere else.
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I Just Want To Read My Book
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A book lover gift for the reader who treats every interruption like a plot twist nobody asked for.
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I Just Want To Nap
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Resting his eyes, not sleeping: a funny nap gift for the family's champion armchair dozer.
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For the coworker who says it is fine
Sarcastic optimism shirts for the person holding the whole project together with tape and a smile.
Totally Fine
From $24.99
A funny camping shirt with a wide-eyed raccoon hiding in a collapsing tent during a lightning storm.
T-Shirt
Under Control
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Flames, a mountain of black smoke, and one calm grill master: the funny BBQ dad shirt for cookout season.
T-Shirt
Living The Dream
From $24.99
The sarcastic answer to how's it going, starring a lawn chair in a flooded yard and a can cooler that's still chillin'.
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Nailed It
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Hammer meets water pipe in this funny handyman shirt for the DIYer who swings first and asks questions later.
T-Shirt
How to choose
Start with the person first: their pet, hobby, drink order, favorite place, office personality, or tiny-human chaos. A specific joke beats a generic gag gift.
How buying works
Tap Buy to open the official LOLsies shop at shop.lolsies.com, pick the size and color, and check out. Every item is printed to order, and the delivery estimate shows before you pay.
Why these picks
Every pick is here because the joke fits the person, not because of a sales rank. Match one detail you know about them and you are done.
Related collections
Funny Mugs
Every LOLsies mug in one place. Wish This Was mugs for people who would rather be holding beer, wine, whiskey, or a margarita; I Just Want To mugs for the fisherman, golfer, reader, and napper; and bone-pun get-well mugs for a new hip, a rebuilt knee, or a broken arm. No size to guess, which makes a mug the easiest funny gift there is.
Wish This Was... Mugs
The coffee is fine. The drink they would rather be holding is written on the mug. Wish This Was covers beer, cider, wine, whiskey, tequila, margaritas, martinis, espresso martinis, mojitos, piña coladas, gin and tonics, and Bloody Marys, each as a mug or a tumbler.
No Worries
Cheerfully unconvincing optimism for plans that are absolutely under control: Totally Fine, Under Control, Living the Dream, Nailed It, Great Plan, Stay Positive, Best Case Scenario, and boat-flavored ones like No Worries and Smooth Sailing. Each comes as a tee or a hoodie.
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FAQ
What is a good funny Secret Santa gift for a coworker?
A mug with their drink order or hobby on it. It is personal enough to show you paid attention, safe for the office, and there is no size to guess.
How is Secret Santa different from white elephant?
Secret Santa is for one specific person, so a specific joke wins. White elephant gifts go to whoever ends up with them, so broader jokes work better. See the white elephant guide for those.
Will it arrive in time for the exchange?
Every LOLsies product is printed to order, so order early. The shop shows a delivery estimate at checkout before you pay.