Wish This Was Beer
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was beer
Mug
Wish This Was... Mugs
Funny mugs and tumblers for whatever you wish was in the cup. Browse beer, wine, whiskey, tequila, margarita, mojito, martini, and other drink jokes in one place.
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Products in this collection
Beer & Cider Mugs
The direct classics: beer jokes, cider jokes, and the vintage badge version for desk-friendly denial.
Cocktail Mugs
Margarita, martini, mojito, piña colada, Bloody Mary, gin and tonic, and espresso martini drinkware jokes.
Wish This Was A Bloody Mary
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was a Bloody Mary
Mug
Wish This Was A Margarita
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was a margarita
Mug
Wish This Was A Martini
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was a martini
Mug
Wish This Was A Mojito
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was a mojito
Mug
Wish This Was A Pina Colada
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was a pina colada
Mug
Wish This Was An Espresso Martini
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was an espresso martini
Mug
Wish This Was Gin And Tonic
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was a gin and tonic
Mug
Wine & Spirits Mugs
Wine, whiskey, and tequila versions for people whose mug is telling the truth before they can.
Wish This Was Wine
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was wine
Mug
Wish This Was Whiskey
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was whiskey
Mug
Wish This Was Tequila
$14.99
A polished drinkware-ready design for mugs, tumblers, and anyone wishing this was tequila
Mug
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