Wish This Was Beer
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The beer lover's coffee mug, dressed like a craft brewery label with hops, wheat, and an overflowing stein.
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Wish This Was...: Funny Drinking Mugs & Tumblers
The coffee is fine. The drink they would rather be holding is written on the mug. Wish This Was covers beer, cider, wine, whiskey, tequila, margaritas, martinis, espresso martinis, mojitos, piña coladas, gin and tonics, and Bloody Marys, each as a mug or a tumbler.
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Beer & Cider Mugs
The direct classics: beer jokes, cider jokes, and the vintage badge version for desk-friendly denial.
Wish This Was Beer Vintage Badge
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An old tavern-sign beer mug for the dad, brother, or buddy whose coffee break is really a countdown to a cold draft.
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Wish This Was Cider
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Orchard season in mug form, with red apples and autumn leaves for the friend who would rather be sipping cider.
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Cocktail Mugs
Margarita, martini, mojito, piña colada, Bloody Mary, gin and tonic, and espresso martini drinkware jokes.
Wish This Was A Bloody Mary
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Celery, skewered olives, lemon, and a chili pepper: a funny Bloody Mary mug for Sunday brunch people.
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Wish This Was A Margarita
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A funny margarita mug for the coffee drinker whose heart is on a patio with salt on the rim.
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Wish This Was A Martini
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An Art Deco martini mug for the friend with a dry sense of humor and an even drier martini order.
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Wish This Was A Mojito
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Summer in a glass, minus the glass: a mint-and-lime mojito mug for anyone stuck with plain coffee.
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Wish This Was A Pina Colada
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A tropical piña colada mug for the coworker whose out-of-office reply is already drafted.
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Wish This Was An Espresso Martini
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Half coffee, half wishful thinking: an Art Deco espresso martini mug for caffeine-and-cocktail people.
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Wish This Was Gin And Tonic
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A botanical gin and tonic mug with lime, cucumber, and juniper for anyone with strong opinions about tonic water.
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Wine & Spirits Mugs
Wine, whiskey, and tequila versions for people whose mug is telling the truth before they can.
Wish This Was Wine
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An elegant burgundy wine mug for the friend who is drinking coffee but thinking about a nice glass of red.
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Wish This Was Whiskey
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Saloon-sign lettering and an oak barrel make this the whiskey mug for bourbon fans stuck on coffee until sundown.
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Wish This Was Tequila
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For the agave devotee who would swap this coffee for something on the rocks, a desert-sunset tequila mug.
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coworkers with a known drink orderwine, whiskey, and tequila fansFriday countdown peopledesk-mug collectors
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FAQ
Mug or tumbler?
The mug is the classic desk and kitchen pick. The tumbler is for the commute, the sidelines, or anyone who wants the joke to travel.
How do I pick the right drink?
Match the drink they actually order when you are out: beer, cider, wine, whiskey, tequila, margarita, martini, espresso martini, mojito, piña colada, gin and tonic, or Bloody Mary.
Can I shop the full collection on Fourthwall?
Yes. When available, use the shop collection button to browse every live product in this collection on shop.lolsies.com.