Call Me When You're Cute
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Flirty dating humor for the single friend whose standards are high but always come with a wink.
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Call Me When: Funny Dating Shirts
Bold vintage-style tees with very specific dating standards: Call Me When You're Single, Sober, Taller, Famous, Employed, Serious, Cute, or Funny. Made for single friends, girls' trips, and anyone who has read one too many dating profiles.
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Call Me When You're Employed
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Part graduation gag gift, part dating standard, with a briefcase and an employee badge to prove it.
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Call Me When You're Famous
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A diva-level tee for actors, musicians, and rising creators who are already practicing their autograph.
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Call Me When You're Funny
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A comedy lover's shirt for anyone who has sat through a first date with zero jokes and vowed never again.
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Call Me When You're Serious
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Maybe-laters, mixed signals, and lowball offers all get the same raised eyebrow on this sarcastic retro shirt.
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Call Me When You're Single
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Respects the relationship status, keeps the line open: a flirty single-life shirt with a broken heart.
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Call Me When You're Sober
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A sober-curious shirt for designated drivers and anyone who screens every call placed after last call.
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Call Me When You're Taller
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Dating app humor for tall women and anyone whose profile lists a very firm height requirement.
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FAQ
Which Call Me When shirt works for a group trip?
Mix and match: each friend picks the standard that fits them best, from Single and Sober to Taller and Employed. The group photo does the rest.
Can I shop the full collection on Fourthwall?
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