Call Me When You're Employed
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Part graduation gag gift, part dating standard, with a briefcase and an employee badge to prove it.
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Call Me When You're Serious
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From $19.99Maybe-laters, mixed signals, and lowball offers all get the same raised eyebrow on this sarcastic retro shirt.
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Why it works
That raised eyebrow does all the talking, which is why the shirt reads as funny instead of bitter. It fits dating and business equally well, so the wearer gets to choose which half-hearted offer it is aimed at.
Let's see where it goes is not a plan. This tee puts the line in tall vintage type beside a mid-century guy in a suit and tie, one eyebrow raised in pure skepticism, with a little necktie underneath. It works for the friend done with situationships, and just as well for the real estate agent or salesperson who has heard every lowball offer.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
friends done with situationshipsreal estate agentssalespeople and negotiatorsfans of mid-century retro style
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post-breakup brunchsales team kickoffbirthday for the no-nonsense friendreal estate office gift swap
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Are LOLsies designs original?
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