Sweet Fart
From $19.99
Half sweetheart, half sound effect: a gender-neutral baby gift for the little one whose toots outshine their cries.
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Gift Guide
Funny Baby Shower Gifts
The best baby shower gifts get a laugh at the party and still get used after it. Start with a funny bodysuit for the baby. Then consider something for the parents, who are about to learn what tired really means.
Bodysuits that win the shower
Clean jokes that land the moment the gift is opened, even with the grandparents in the room.
Milk Drunk
From $19.99
Floppy arms, milk mustache, zero thoughts: the post-feed glow every parent knows, now on a funny baby bodysuit.
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Diaper Loading
From $19.99
Progress bar nearly full, please wait: a gamer-parent baby bodysuit for the baby who is clearly working on something.
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Cute Face Dirty Diaper
From $19.99
Funny baby clothes with fair warning built in: adorable from the neck up, a situation from the waist down.
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Spit Happens
From $19.99
A funny spit-up baby bodysuit with a clean spin on the old saying, for babies who christen every shoulder and sweater.
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Burp Mode
From $19.99
Funny newborn outfit for the baby who saves the biggest burps for the quietest rooms, burp cloth in hand.
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From the baby, about the parents
The baby's side of the story: who is really in charge of the alarm clock, the naps, and the bottle.
Mom's Alarm Clock
From $19.99
No snooze button, no volume control, always on time: a new mom gift starring the alarm clock that giggles.
Baby Bodysuit
Dad's Nap Thief
From $19.99
A new dad gift worn by the tiny culprit behind every canceled Sunday nap, confession included.
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Bottle Service
From $19.99
A nightclub-pun baby bodysuit for bottle-fed babies, where the VIP section serves warm milk and the staff is exhausted.
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Cry Eat Sleep Repeat
From $19.99
The entire newborn schedule, drawn as a four-step loop on a baby bodysuit that tired new parents will get.
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Also funny, still sweet
More baby bodysuits for tiny humans with big personalities and questionable timing.
Poop Machine
From $19.99
Diaper humor for the baby running a full production line, day and night, while the parents buy diapers by the case.
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Tiny But Loud
From $19.99
Built small, tuned loud: a baby shower gift for the littlest voice in a very noisy family.
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Nap Loading
From $19.99
Almost there, do not move: a cute shower gift with a baby dozing on a cloud above a loading bar.
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Clean Conscience Dirty Diaper
From $19.99
Zero guilt, full diaper: a funny baby bodysuit for the little one who looks innocent during every blowout.
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Survival gear for the new parents
For after the shower, when the baby is home and nobody is sleeping. Mugs for the 3 a.m. feed, and a shirt for insisting that everything is totally fine.
I Just Want To Nap
From $14.99
Resting his eyes, not sleeping: a funny nap gift for the family's champion armchair dozer.
Mug
I Just Want To Sleep
From $14.99
The exhausted friend whose favorite hobby is bedtime will feel deeply seen by this funny tired gift.
Mug
Wish This Was An Espresso Martini
From $14.99
Half coffee, half wishful thinking: an Art Deco espresso martini mug for caffeine-and-cocktail people.
Mug
Wish This Was Wine
From $14.99
An elegant burgundy wine mug for the friend who is drinking coffee but thinking about a nice glass of red.
Mug
Totally Fine
From $24.99
A funny camping shirt with a wide-eyed raccoon hiding in a collapsing tent during a lightning storm.
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How to choose
Start with the person first: their pet, hobby, drink order, favorite place, office personality, or tiny-human chaos. A specific joke beats a generic gag gift.
How buying works
Tap Buy to open the official LOLsies shop at shop.lolsies.com, pick the size and color, and check out. Every item is printed to order, and the delivery estimate shows before you pay.
Why these picks
Every pick is here because the joke fits the person, not because of a sales rank. Match one detail you know about them and you are done.
Related collections
Tiny Farts
Clean, cute baby jokes printed on bodysuits: Sweet Fart, Milk Drunk, Spit Happens, Burp Mode, Diaper Loading, Mom's Alarm Clock, Dad's Nap Thief, and more. They get a laugh at the baby shower and still look sweet in family photos, which is the whole assignment.
Toddler Life
Toddler shirts for the age of strong opinions: Fruit Snacks or Else, Bedtime Negotiator, Tiny Tornado, Big Feelings Club, Playground Boss, Crumb Collector, and more. Every joke is one the parents will recognize immediately, and none of them need explaining to grandma.
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FAQ
What is a funny but appropriate baby shower gift?
Something clean enough to open in front of everyone. Sweet Fart, Milk Drunk, and Diaper Loading all get a laugh without making anyone blush.
What size baby bodysuit should I give at a shower?
Newborn sizes are outgrown in weeks, so many shower guests pick a size a few months ahead. Check the size options on the shop page before you order.
What should I get the parents instead of the baby?
Something for the sleepless weeks: an I Just Want To Nap mug, a Wish This Was an Espresso Martini mug for early mornings, or a Wish This Was Wine mug for after bedtime.
Can I ship the gift straight to the parents?
Yes. Enter their address at checkout on shop.lolsies.com. Delivery estimates are shown before you pay, so you can check it will arrive before the shower.