Sweet Fart
From $18.99
Half sweetheart, half sound effect: a gender-neutral baby gift for the little one whose toots outshine their cries.
Baby Bodysuit
Gift Guide
Funny Toddler Gifts
Tiny human gifts should be cute, readable, and clean enough for family photos. These LOLsies picks focus on baby bodysuits and toddler tees that match the reality of snacks, naps, burps, and very big feelings.
Baby Shower Laughs
Baby bodysuit designs that keep the joke clean and family-friendly.
Milk Drunk
From $18.99
Floppy arms, milk mustache, zero thoughts: the post-feed glow every parent knows, now on a funny baby bodysuit.
Baby Bodysuit
Burp Mode
From $18.99
Funny newborn outfit for the baby who saves the biggest burps for the quietest rooms, burp cloth in hand.
Baby Bodysuit
Cute Face Dirty Diaper
From $18.99
Funny baby clothes with fair warning built in: adorable from the neck up, a situation from the waist down.
Baby Bodysuit
Spit Happens
From $18.99
A funny spit-up baby bodysuit with a clean spin on the old saying, for babies who christen every shoulder and sweater.
Baby Bodysuit
Tiny But Loud
From $18.99
Built small, tuned loud: a baby shower gift for the littlest voice in a very noisy family.
Baby Bodysuit
Toddler Energy
Toddler tees for snacks, feelings, negotiations, and playground authority.
Snack Attack
From $19.99
From fine to starving in three seconds flat: a hangry toddler shirt with a flexing cookie leading the charge.
Toddler Tee
Snacks Are Life
From $19.99
A cute snack shirt and life motto for toddlers who carry a snack cup everywhere and adore apple slices.
Toddler Tee
Big Feelings Club
From $19.99
Membership is open to any toddler who has cried over a broken banana: a sunny rainbow shirt for big emotions.
Toddler Tee
Bedtime Negotiator
From $19.99
Funny toddler shirt for the kid who opens bedtime talks with one more book and closes with an unbeatable hug.
Toddler Tee
Juice Box Hero
From $19.99
A birthday party toddler shirt with a fist-pumping juice box and a rock-anthem pun for little headliners.
Toddler Tee
Playground Boss
From $19.99
A third birthday gift for the toddler who manages the slide line and runs the sandbox chain of command.
Toddler Tee
How to choose
Start with the person first: their pet, hobby, drink order, favorite place, office personality, or tiny-human chaos. A specific joke beats a generic gag gift.
How buying works
Tap Buy to open the official LOLsies shop at shop.lolsies.com, pick the size and color, and check out. Every item is printed to order, and the delivery estimate shows before you pay.
Why these picks
Every pick is here because the joke fits the person, not because of a sales rank. Match one detail you know about them and you are done.
Related collections
Toddler Life
Toddler shirts for the age of strong opinions: Fruit Snacks or Else, Bedtime Negotiator, Tiny Tornado, Big Feelings Club, Playground Boss, Crumb Collector, and more. Every joke is one the parents will recognize immediately, and none of them need explaining to grandma.
Tiny Farts
Clean, cute baby jokes printed on bodysuits: Sweet Fart, Milk Drunk, Spit Happens, Burp Mode, Diaper Loading, Mom's Alarm Clock, Dad's Nap Thief, and more. They get a laugh at the baby shower and still look sweet in family photos, which is the whole assignment.
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FAQ
Where do I check sizes for baby and toddler products?
Use the official product page at shop.lolsies.com. Fourthwall shows current sizing, variants, and checkout details for each product.