Nap Champ
From $19.99
Undefeated at nap time: a preschool and daycare shirt for the kid who sleeps anywhere, from car seats to cots.
Toddler Tee
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Playground Boss
Toddler Tee
From $19.99A third birthday gift for the toddler who manages the slide line and runs the sandbox chain of command.
Part of Toddler Life
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Toddler Tee
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Why it works
It turns bossiness into leadership, which is how parents prefer to describe it anyway. Anyone who has watched a three-year-old explain the slide rules to a nine-year-old knows this title was earned.
Every playground has one toddler who runs it: directing traffic at the slide, assigning shovel duty in the sandbox, and informing much bigger kids of the rules. This toddler tee gives that kid a proper title, with a winking sun, a slide, a sand bucket, and a beach ball all smiling up at the boss. It makes a confident third birthday gift and a go-to outfit for park days, splash pads, and preschool recess.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Toddler Tee from $19.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
confident three-year-oldssandbox supervisorspark-every-day familieslittle siblings who boss the big ones
Gift it when
third birthdayfirst day of preschoolsummer park daysplayground birthday party
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