

Nap Champ
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Undefeated at nap time: a preschool and daycare shirt for the kid who sleeps anywhere, from car seats to cots.
Toddler Tee
Toddler Tee
From $19.99A sassy toddler shirt where a crowned, frowning fruit snack pouch delivers the checkout-line ultimatum.
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The crowned pouch does a perfect toddler impression: furious face, pointed finger, and a label promising nothing but good vibes. That contradiction is the whole joke, and anyone who has negotiated in a checkout lane feels it immediately.
Here is your toddler's official position, printed for clarity: fruit snacks, or else. A grumpy, crowned fruit snack pouch points its finger with one hand on its hip, while its label insists it is 100% good vibes, and a gummy strawberry, grapes, an orange slice, and a gummy bear line up as backup. It's a sassy toddler tee for strong-willed kids, grocery runs, and the grandparent who always has a pouch in their bag.


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