Nap Champ
From $19.99
Undefeated at nap time: a preschool and daycare shirt for the kid who sleeps anywhere, from car seats to cots.
Toddler Tee
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Bedtime Negotiator
Toddler Tee
From $19.99Funny toddler shirt for the kid who opens bedtime talks with one more book and closes with an unbeatable hug.
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Toddler Tee
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Why it works
Calling it negotiation gives the stalling a little respect, which is how parents secretly feel about it anyway. The heart in the speech bubble is the real punchline, because every toddler saves the sweetest line for the moment the lights go off.
Bedtime at your house has rounds: one more book, a sip of water, a sudden urgent question about the moon, and finally the heart-melting hug that buys ten more minutes. This toddler tee honors the dealmaker behind all of it, surrounded by a winking moon in a nightcap, star-print pajamas, a teddy bear in a bow tie, a smiling pillow, and a speech bubble holding a heart for the closing argument. Give it for a third birthday, the move to a big-kid bed, or a sleepover at the grandparents' house.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Toddler Tee from $19.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
toddlers who stall at bedtimeparents on their fourth bedtime storygrandparents who always cavefuture lawyers, age three
Gift it when
third birthdaymoving to a big-kid bedsleepover at Grandma'sChristmas Eve bedtime
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