Bedtime Negotiator
From $19.99
Funny toddler shirt for the kid who opens bedtime talks with one more book and closes with an unbeatable hug.
Toddler Tee
Toddler Life: Funny Toddler Shirts
Toddler shirts for the age of strong opinions: Fruit Snacks or Else, Bedtime Negotiator, Tiny Tornado, Big Feelings Club, Playground Boss, Crumb Collector, and more. Every joke is one the parents will recognize immediately, and none of them need explaining to grandma.
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Big Feelings Club
From $19.99
Membership is open to any toddler who has cried over a broken banana: a sunny rainbow shirt for big emotions.
Toddler Tee
Crumb Collector
From $19.99
Car seat, couch cushions, coat pockets: a toddler shirt for the messy eater with a crumb collection everywhere.
Toddler Tee
Fruit Snacks Or Else
From $19.99
A sassy toddler shirt where a crowned, frowning fruit snack pouch delivers the checkout-line ultimatum.
Toddler Tee
Juice Box Hero
From $19.99
A birthday party toddler shirt with a fist-pumping juice box and a rock-anthem pun for little headliners.
Toddler Tee
Little Explorer
From $19.99
An outdoor toddler shirt for little explorers who inspect every leaf, rock, and bug on the way to the car.
Toddler Tee
Mess Maker
From $19.99
Crayon on the wall, handprints on the window: a toddler art shirt that lets the artist sign their work.
Toddler Tee
Nap Champ
From $19.99
Undefeated at nap time: a preschool and daycare shirt for the kid who sleeps anywhere, from car seats to cots.
Toddler Tee
Playground Boss
From $19.99
A third birthday gift for the toddler who manages the slide line and runs the sandbox chain of command.
Toddler Tee
Snack Attack
From $19.99
From fine to starving in three seconds flat: a hangry toddler shirt with a flexing cookie leading the charge.
Toddler Tee
Snack Boss
From $19.99
Head of snack operations: a little boss shirt for the toddler who approves crackers and inspects bananas.
Toddler Tee
Snacks Are Life
From $19.99
A cute snack shirt and life motto for toddlers who carry a snack cup everywhere and adore apple slices.
Toddler Tee
Tiny Tornado
From $19.99
Blocks everywhere, one shoe missing: a second birthday gift for the tiny tornado who just swept through the living room.
Toddler Tee
Best for
toddlers with big opinionsparents of snack-driven kidsaunts, uncles, and grandparentsdaycare and playground regulars
Good gift moments
second and third birthdaysbig brother or big sister giftsholiday photosstocking stuffers for little kids
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FAQ
Which toddler shirts are about snacks?
Fruit Snacks or Else, Snack Attack, Snack Boss, and Snacks Are Life are all snack-focused, and Crumb Collector covers the aftermath.
Which design suits a kid with a lot of energy?
Tiny Tornado, Mess Maker, and Playground Boss are made for high-speed toddlers. Nap Champ and Bedtime Negotiator are for the ones who fight sleep like it is a job.
Can I shop the full collection on Fourthwall?
Yes. When available, use the shop collection button to browse every live product in this collection on shop.lolsies.com.