Disclosure Day
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The UFO believer already has confetti ready for official alien disclosure, so give them the funny alien tee to match.
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Don't Probe On Me: Funny Alien & UFO Shirts
Retro space jokes for believers, skeptics, and people keeping one eye on the sky: Don't Probe On Me, Roswell 1947 Never Forget, Take Me to Your Leader, Disclosure Day, Time for Disclosure, Don't Alienate Me, and U Saw a USO. Each design comes as a tee or a hoodie, and doubles as a no-costume Halloween costume.
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Don't Alienate Me
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An alien pun tee for the introvert who still expects an invite to the group chat.
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Don't Probe On Me
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Boundaries matter, especially to the cow on this funny cow abduction tee for UFO fans and farm kids.
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Don't Probe On Me Retro Badge
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Vintage patch collectors and UFO fans get a grumpy alien badge that wants everyone to keep their distance.
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Roswell 1947 Never Forget
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For anyone who never once bought the weather balloon story: a funny Roswell UFO tee with the crash to prove it.
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Take Me To Your Leader
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The alien asks for your leader politely, (plz) and peace sign included, on this retro sci-fi tee.
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Time For Disclosure
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A UFO disclosure tee for UAP-hearing watchers, starring an alien who looks nervous about the files.
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U Saw A USO?
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Divers, boaters, and ocean lovers know the weirdest sightings happen below the waves, and this underwater UFO tee agrees.
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Best for
UFO believers and skepticssci-fi and X-Files fansnight-sky watcherspeople who read about Roswell for fun
Good gift moments
Halloween partiesWorld UFO DaybirthdaysChristmas gifts for the alien-obsessed
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Call Me When
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FAQ
Can I wear these as a Halloween costume?
That is half the point. A UFO shirt is an easy no-costume costume for office parties and school pickup, and it still works on November 1.
Can I shop the full collection on Fourthwall?
Yes. When available, use the shop collection button to browse every live product in this collection on shop.lolsies.com.