Disclosure Day
From $19.99
The UFO believer already has confetti ready for official alien disclosure, so give them the funny alien tee to match.
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Time For Disclosure
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From $19.99A UFO disclosure tee for UAP-hearing watchers, starring an alien who looks nervous about the files.
Part of Don't Probe On Me
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Why it works
Humans are demanding answers, and the alien looks like the one with something to hide, a fun twist on the disclosure debate. Disclosure watchers love it because it treats their favorite waiting game with humor instead of drama.
Everyone wants the files released, except maybe the alien. The design shows a gray alien clutching its cheeks in shock beside a glowing yellow case file floating up a UFO's beam, flanked by a radar screen and a satellite dish. Wear the tee to the next UAP hearing, or pull on the hoodie for a long night reading declassified reports.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99 · Hoodie from $38.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
UAP hearing watchersdeclassified document readersUFO podcast listenersradar techs with a sense of humor
Gift it when
UAP hearing watch partiesbirthday for a UFO researcherlate-night documentary bingesFather's Day for a UFO dad
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