Disclosure Day
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The UFO believer already has confetti ready for official alien disclosure, so give them the funny alien tee to match.
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Don't Probe On Me
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From $19.99Boundaries matter, especially to the cow on this funny cow abduction tee for UFO fans and farm kids.
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Why it works
Cattle abductions are an old UFO trope, and the cow's panicked face does all the comedy. The title turns it into a firm, very reasonable boundary that any cow, or person, can support.
In UFO lore the cow always gets beamed up, and this cow has had enough. The design shows a wide-eyed, sweating cow flailing up a tractor beam toward a flying saucer, where a small green alien pilot flashes a peace sign, all over red-rock buttes, saguaro cactus, a bleached cow skull, and a ringed planet. Grab the tee for desert road trips and the hoodie for campfire nights spent trading abduction stories.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99 · Hoodie from $38.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
cow loversUFO fansfarm and ranch kidsdesert road trippersfans of retro sci-fi
Gift it when
Halloween no-costume costumedesert road tripsbirthday for a cow lovercounty fair weekend
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