Disclosure Day
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The UFO believer already has confetti ready for official alien disclosure, so give them the funny alien tee to match.
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Don't Probe On Me Retro Badge
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From $19.99Vintage patch collectors and UFO fans get a grumpy alien badge that wants everyone to keep their distance.
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Why it works
For once the alien is the one with boundaries, arms crossed and deeply unimpressed, which turns every abduction story on its head. The vintage patch styling makes it look like the crest of a very specific, very grumpy fan club.
Old-school club patch style gives the alien the upper hand for once. A grumpy green alien with crossed arms glares from under a flying saucer's yellow beam, framed by red winged stripes, stars, and a scroll banner in red, cream, and navy. The tee looks right at a summer cookout, and the hoodie is ready for the next drive-in sci-fi double feature.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99 · Hoodie from $38.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
vintage patch and badge collectorsretro sci-fi fansUFO fans who love Americanaalien lovers with a grumpy streak
Gift it when
Fourth of July cookoutsWorld UFO Daydrive-in movie nightsbirthday for a sci-fi fan
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