Call Me When You're Employed
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Part graduation gag gift, part dating standard, with a briefcase and an employee badge to prove it.
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Call Me When You're Sober
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From $19.99A sober-curious shirt for designated drivers and anyone who screens every call placed after last call.
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Why it works
The most regrettable call of the night becomes a boundary everyone agrees with. The sparkling water can is the punchline, giving the sober friend the last laugh while everyone else wonders what they texted.
Nothing good has ever come from a phone call at 2 a.m. This tee sets the rule in heavy, speckled lettering under a classic rotary phone, with a can of sparkling water and a fizzy glass as the drink of choice. Designated drivers, dry January regulars, and the friend who always orders the mocktail will wear it proudly.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
designated driverssober-curious friendsmocktail fansthe friend who hides phones at last callbartenders who have heard it all
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New Year's Day brunchdry January kickoffdesignated driver thank-youbachelorette weekend's sober driver
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