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Wind-shredded umbrella, bent palms, perfect sunset: a funny beach shirt for vacations that went sideways.
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Cheerfully unconvincing optimism for plans that are absolutely under control: Totally Fine, Under Control, Living the Dream, Nailed It, Great Plan, Stay Positive, Best Case Scenario, and boat-flavored ones like No Worries and Smooth Sailing. Each comes as a tee or a hoodie.
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From $19.99
Wind-shredded umbrella, bent palms, perfect sunset: a funny beach shirt for vacations that went sideways.
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A sarcastic optimism shirt starring a half-sunk sedan, an OPTIMIST plate, and a duck enjoying the roof rack.
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An office humor shirt for the planner whose big idea is a ladder standing alone in the desert.
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The sarcastic answer to how's it going, starring a lawn chair in a flooded yard and a can cooler that's still chillin'.
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A funny plant killer shirt with a sad-faced flowerpot and a tiny I TRIED sign, for anyone cursed with a black thumb.
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Hammer meets water pipe in this funny handyman shirt for the DIYer who swings first and asks questions later.
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A funny boating shirt with a sinking boat named NO WORRIES, for the captain who never panics.
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A relaxed skipper, his golden retriever, and a waterfall dead ahead: the boat dad shirt for total confidence.
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A sarcastic positivity shirt where a flamingo pool float meets a desert cactus and slowly deflates.
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A funny camping shirt with a wide-eyed raccoon hiding in a collapsing tent during a lightning storm.
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Flames, a mountain of black smoke, and one calm grill master: the funny BBQ dad shirt for cookout season.
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For the person with one topic they are always ready to talk about. Ask Me About shirts cover golf, BBQ, fishing, hunting, lawn care, trucks, cars, motorcycles, horses, dogs, cats, jiu-jitsu, boxing, lifting, hockey, football, baseball, basketball, classic rock, country music, and Texas. The shirt asks the question they were hoping someone would ask.

Bold vintage-style tees with very specific dating standards: Call Me When You're Single, Sober, Taller, Famous, Employed, Serious, Cute, or Funny. Made for single friends, girls' trips, and anyone who has read one too many dating profiles.

Retro space jokes for believers, skeptics, and people keeping one eye on the sky: Don't Probe On Me, Roswell 1947 Never Forget, Take Me to Your Leader, Disclosure Day, Time for Disclosure, Don't Alienate Me, and U Saw a USO. Each design comes as a tee or a hoodie, and doubles as a no-costume Halloween costume.
No Worries is a sinking boat that still believes its own name, and Smooth Sailing is a little boat cruising calmly toward a waterfall.
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