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Smooth Sailing
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From $19.99A relaxed skipper, his golden retriever, and a waterfall dead ahead: the boat dad shirt for total confidence.
Part of No Worries
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Why it works
There isn't a sail anywhere in the picture, and that is the least of this captain's problems. The calm pose, the happy dog, and the smiley flag sell the optimism so completely that the waterfall lands as a slow-reveal punchline.
Nothing says smooth sailing like heading for a cliff with total confidence. A skipper in sunglasses steers his little outboard boat across a golden sunset, a smiley-face flag flying off the stern and a golden retriever riding up front, straight toward the lip of a roaring waterfall. The tee suits the dad who never checks the map, and the hoodie, printed on the back, suits lake-house evenings.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99 · Hoodie from $38.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
boat dadslake-house captainsdog dads with a boatnew retirees with big plans
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Father's Day at the lakeretirement partiesthe first cruise of summerbirthdays for the family captain
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Are LOLsies designs original?
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