Humerus Hero
From $12.99
The broken arm gift with a sense of humerus: a sling-wearing hero in aviators on a retro winged badge.
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One-Eyed Wanderer
T-Shirt
From $12.99An eye-patch lion explorer turns the eye surgery recovery weeks into an adventure worth wearing.
Part of One Hip Wonder
Available colors
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From $19.99
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Why it works
Instead of the usual pirate joke, it offers something with more dignity: a lion who clearly earned that patch doing something heroic. Depth perception may be off for a bit, but the wearer gets to look fearless while misjudging door frames.
Eye surgery recovery calls for a patch and a little courage, so this design hands the job to a lion. One-Eyed Wanderer shows a big-maned explorer with a patch over one eye, a knotted bandana, a buckled strap with a small pouch, and one paw planted on a rock. It suits cataract and retina surgery patients or anyone nursing an eye injury, whether they want the tee for outings or the mug for slow mornings with one good eye.
Product details
- Original LOLsies design, printed to order and sold through the official shop at shop.lolsies.com.
- Formats and prices: Tee from $19.99 · Mug $12.99, before tax and shipping.
- Pick size and color on the next page. Shipping options and the final total are shown at checkout before you pay.
Perfect for
cataract surgery patientsanyone rocking an eye patchfriends after retina surgerylion lovers with a sense of humoreye clinic staff
Gift it when
the day after eye surgeryget-well mail for an eye injurypatch-removal daycataract surgery care packages
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